me: hi
my family: omg she's out of her room!!! she's alive!!! lolololool
me: bye
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents' Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points for harry potter for breathing.Submitted by nessastooshort
